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天子驾六 · 发表于 2008-7-19 01:16:26

1 演出结束，领导上台拉住漂亮的蒙古族女演员的手嘘寒问暖不放手，还一个劲地问叫什么名字？女演员激动地说：玛勒格碧

2 首长：同志们好！士兵：首长好！首长拍一士兵的胸部说：这肌肉练得多好！士兵：报告首长，我是女兵

3 来福这几天见同事小李总是闷闷不乐，于是问：“你这几天怎么啦？”

小李说：“唉！心烦啊，女朋友怀孕了，正生我气呢。”

来福：“这就怪你不采取保护措施了。”

小李：“有用安全套啊。”

来福：“那你只好负起责任了。”

小李：“我不是不想负责任，可孩子不是我的。”

来福：“此话什么意思？难道你女朋友......？”

小李：“那天晚上和她到公园，跟她亲热了一番后想做那事，可她坚持一定要我戴套。你说我哪有准备，后来见草地上有一个，我就捡起来翻过来戴上，结果.....

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70年代的酒妹 · 发表于 2008-7-19 11:10:23

老怪

独孤

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70年代的酒妹 · 发表于 2008-7-19 11:10:38

老怪

独孤

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缑氏一男人 · 发表于 2008-7-19 11:22:04

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